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The Green Pill
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directed by Yuriy Skirda
written by Sofia Prokofyeva
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art directors Yuriy Skirda, L. Valuyeva
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animators Natalya Marchenkova,
Adolf Pedan, Ye. Peretyatko,
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Mihail Titov, Aleksandr Viken,
Aleksandr Lavrov, S. Berezovskaya
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camera Anatoliy Gavrilov
production director Ivan Mazepa
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music L. Verbitsky
sound Irina Chefranova,
script editor Vladimir Gaidai
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voices Nina Trofimova, Z. Moskayeva,
Vladimir Korshun, V. Pupkov
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montage Yu. Srebnitskaya,
other crew A. Vratarev, S. Teslenko,
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A. Ibadulayev, Ye. Dyomkina, Lyudmila
Sheykina, O. Kasyanenko, Nina Trofimova
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Artistic Collective for Fictive Animation
of the Kievnauchfilm Studio, 1974
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Back to school again!
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Idea!...
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I'm sick.
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"I am sick,
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send for the doctor."
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Who is sick here?
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Here are some pills for you.
Green and red.
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Swallow any one of them,
and you won't have to
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go to school.
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And no one will scold you.
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They're magic!
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Magicians don't exist.
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You just try it.
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Some doctor.
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I thought he would
give me a doctor's note.
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But he...
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gave me some sort of candy!
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Eh! I'll have to go to class after all.
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Or I'll be scolded again.
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"Magic"!
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[School]
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Late again.
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They'll take me to
the principal's office.
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But what if they really are magic?
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What do you want, young man?
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Me?
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I'm heading to my third grade class.
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You've gotten mixed up.
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Our school is for children,
not for adults.
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Wow!
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The pills helped.
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What a doctor!
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Now I'm an adult.
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So I don't need to go to school!
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Eh! Now that's life!
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I'm gonna become a sailor!
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What a bloke! What strength!
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Take me as a sailor!
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How could I not take such a warrior!
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A wonder of a warrior!
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Bring your graduation
papers from school.
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On the double!
- On the double!
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But I'm only in third grade.
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Stand down! Straighten up!
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Ten-hut!
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Face right!
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To class, quick... march!
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"A wonder of a warrior", hah!
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To the 3rd grade, fast... march!
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[Stand]
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[Milk] [Bread]
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Citizen!
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- Mister!
- You're under arrest!
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The red pills have failed me.
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How about the green ones?
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Oh, wow!
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Hey there, little guy,
where did you come from?
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[Film]
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I'm not a little guy!
I'm already in 3rd grade!
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Hockey!
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Guys!
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Help!
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Long live the champion!
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It's not me!
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It's the pills that are to blame!
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Class is over! Back to school!
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Don't cry, little guy!
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Come back when you're older!
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Guys! Wait!
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I am from your class!
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There's my briefcase!
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It's too early for you
to go to school, little one.
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What? Me?! I'm not little!
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Oh, green pill!
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Open up! I'm gonna grow up!
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You won't!
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Why won't I grow up?
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Who threw a briefcase at me?
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Huh?
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Give me the pills!
- I won't!
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Come on!
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I won't!
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Caw!
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Let me go!
I want to go to school!
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To the other kids!
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Well, who is sick here?
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Well, it doesn't matter,
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once you take two or three pills...
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No pills. I'm not sick.
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I'm hurrying to school!
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The school opens up its doors wide,
Tick-tock, the clock now strikes.
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Jump, skip, the verbs come running,
While all the Xs hide.
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Into these doors, into these doors
Every single student walks.
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Both a small bug - a first grader -
and a huge, big graduate. There!
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Well done!
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You are the first to arrive.
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What's with you today?
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Don't tell a soul!
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The End
Subs by Eus & Niffiwan, Aug 2025